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13.06.2025 01:56
Freaks and Cheeks
They put up a sign reading
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Most-complete Stegosaur skull ever found forces rewrite of dinosaur history - Earth.com
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Redefining physics to roll a ball vertically - Phys.org
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Just Forget it!
The Best Of Roots Picnic Made Up For The Absolute Worst - HuffPost
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Loons and Moons
Analysis & Anal Cysts
New Report Details Knicks’ Jalen Brunson Concern Before Firing Tom Thibodeau - Sports Illustrated
Another attempt resulted in ...
Unacceptable again!
Catatonics & High Colonics
share office space ...
Thumbs down again.
No, not a chance
What are some of the best photos of your favorite Korean model?
No go.
Minds and Behinds
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
After delay, man accused of killing Jonathan Joss released from jail - San Antonio Express-News
Then came..
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
So, the docs changed it to read
Ground beef sold at national grocery chain might be contaminated with E. coli, USDA warns - AL.com
Everyone loved it.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Still no good.
Geomagnetic storm could make northern lights visible in Chicago on Sunday night - Chicago Sun-Times
So they tried
Still no good
Next, they tried...
What if the girl says that drama about you dating here? Is that a bad sign?
Nuts and Butts
Hysterias & Posteriors
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
No way