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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

12.06.2025 07:15

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Minds and Behinds

Vikings are worried about J.J. McCarthy (if you ignore everything they've said) - The Viking Age

Thumbs down again.

No, not a chance

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So they tried

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Hysterias & Posteriors

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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Next, they tried...

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share office space ...

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

What’s wrong with anti-imperialism?

Catatonics & High Colonics

No go.

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Watch an asteroid the size of an aircraft carrier make a close pass of Earth on June 5 - Space

They put up a sign reading

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Just Forget it!

Why do I like to eat my own cum?

No way

Everyone loved it.

So, the docs changed it to read

A Manson Family member was recommended for parole again. But she's not free just yet - NPR

Loons and Moons

Still no good

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

In the New Testament, Christ quotes the Ethiopian book of Enoch. How do the Sola Scriptura folks square this circle?

Still no good.

Freaks and Cheeks

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Why did you put a guy’s dick in your mouth the first time?

Then came..

Another attempt resulted in ...

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Nuts and Butts

Unacceptable again!

Why do very skinny girls get more male attention if it is true that men like curves?