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12.06.2025 07:15
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Minds and Behinds
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Thumbs down again.
No, not a chance
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So they tried
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Hysterias & Posteriors
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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Next, they tried...
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share office space ...
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
What’s wrong with anti-imperialism?
Catatonics & High Colonics
No go.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
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They put up a sign reading
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Just Forget it!
Why do I like to eat my own cum?
No way
Everyone loved it.
So, the docs changed it to read
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Loons and Moons
Still no good
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Still no good.
Freaks and Cheeks
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Why did you put a guy’s dick in your mouth the first time?
Then came..
Another attempt resulted in ...
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Nuts and Butts
Unacceptable again!
Why do very skinny girls get more male attention if it is true that men like curves?